[Jack Hammer]

Another ‘racialism’ squawk.

If you’re not achieving all your dreams, it’s due to systemic racism - not the fact that you’re an incompetent idiot with a room temperature IQ and no education.

Well, don’t worry - no matter how stupid you are, affirmative action will open all doors for you.

Yawn.

[noiseman]

I love to bait leftists on their slavery obsession. I begin by asking, "If someone invented a time machine and you could use it to go back in time to when slavery was occurring and do something about it, would you?" Of course, they all say "yes."

Then I follow by saying, "Good. Fortunately for you, you don't need to wait for a time machine. Black Africans are being enslaved by muslims in the Sudan right now! They are even auctioning them off, just like in the "old days" that you are so obsessed with. So, if you're serious I suggest you get yourself over to the Sudan right away, or at the very least stop complaining about something that happened over 150 years ago in America and focus instead on what is happening in Africa right now. If you're not interested in that, then SHUT UP!"