[fella]

A friend of mine got in trouble in a Chicago seafood restaurant when he asked the waitress if she had Red Snapper.

It’s a popular gulf coast fish

[lafroste]

I was looking for a specific tool at Home Depot once, not being able to find it I approached a large person wearing a Home Depot smock.

I I tapped the person on the shoulder and asked "can you tell me where I can find a pair of Dykes"?

This huge person turned out to be, genetically, a female. She whipped around with murder in her eyes and said "A PAIR of WHAT?!"

"No, no. It's a a good quality brand of wire cutters..."

I was lucky to escape with my life.