Oh good grief.
Except for the inclusion of the epic Maligator, the rest sound like designer dog fantasies.
They’d probably match me up with a Yorkie.
:D
I hadn’t heard of a couple of those breeds. But they’re not those wee frou-frou dogs. These are big, smart, loyal, don’t shed much, and don’t drool at all. Might be a good fit. Can’t see the PE with a beagle, wiener dog, or a St Bernard, all of which we’ve had and loved.