Also, everyone knows “harvest party” means that special night of the harvest moon when old Satan would come up into the secret underground caverns of the pizza place at 3:27 AM and sacrifice an 8 year old boy named Oscar Juanita Maria Menoscovitz on the altar of Hell with a round pizza cutter.
Want proof of this?
Did you ever meet anyone over the age of 9 years old named Oscar Juanita Maria Menoscovitz?
Old Satan got them all.... at that pizza place!!!
Are you James, David, John or Tony?? You MUST be one of them since you are so adamant.