So an old FAA crash investigator told me one of the major causes of death from a commercial airplane crash, other than the impact, is when the luggage bins fall onto the passengers, snapping their necks.
They should eliminate carry on baggage.
That’s a hoot!
I once saw a comedian do a bit about airline crashes. With respect to the cabin attendant telling the passengers to “remove all objects from their pockets” prior to a crash landing he said “what’s the death certificate going to say, that you died from the #2 pencil in your breast pocket?”