You forgot to mention Mitt Romney having to bend over backwards half a dozen times, waiting for the PR-born school superintendent to pass the MA English literacy test for teachers.
I promise you that I would be more shocked than anyone here if I saw an INS van around Lawrence. Our wise and circumspect city council has recently voted to declare our home a sanctuary city, much to the consternation of the current mayor, Danny Rivera, a good man despite the D next to his name, especially when compared to the last mayor, Willy Lantigua, who tried to turn Lawrence into a Dominican nationalist city- state.
Lawrence has many Dominicans living there. Many Dominicans enter the country illegally by travelling to Puerto Rico which is close by and then buying the identity of a Puerto Rica citizen therefore entering the United States under false pretenses. Both Puerto Ricans and Dominicans speak Spanish and they look alike so they can get away with the charade. Lawrence is about 80% Hispanic.