LOL. Touché.
Thanks; sadly, I’m not kidding. On a positive note, I’m also 20 minutes from the international airport by the refineries.
Each year we’d see less and less of the NYC skyline as garbage dumps in our meadowlands grew; I believed they’ve closed now, and vegetation is growing on them, but we now have a huge berm separating us from the Hudson River and NYC. I guess it will come in handy in the event of a nuclear blast or a tsunami...