Lol!
Actually, it’s probably an act of self-defense.
When cooking, I tend to set off the smoke alarm quite a bit.
I burn things fairly often because I really don’t like being in the kitchen unless it’s a social event.
I’d rather be reading or writing or gardening or... well, just about anything else!
I still work full time. He does have a 2.5 year old lab and three cats to keep him moving a bit. But I swear! I married an older man, and now I pay! Love him to pieces, but wow!