They’ve got to start peddling the possibility of Chelsea getting in politics to try to keep the payoffs rolling in.
Right, but how pathetic is that?
Even if Chelsea could muscle out the current officeholder for Westchester's Congressional district, what favors could a freshman Congresswoman have to hand out to donors?
Chelsea? Take over for Ma n Pa?!
Dr. Evil: Well it's true! It's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.