Hmmm. Now we know why they sent john f’n kohn-heinz-kerry down there. With his droning sonorous voice, the ice would be glad to skee-daddle just to get away from him.
“With his droning sonorous voice, the ice would be glad to skee-daddle just to get away from him.”
I was hoping he got trapped in the ice floes, just as previous global warming expeditions have.