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Foreign Ministry denies application for refugee status by U.S. eating contestant Lena Dunham[tr]
DPRK (North Korean) News Service via Twitter ^
| Nov 10, 2016
| unknown
Posted on 11/10/2016 10:58:28 AM PST by matt1234
[full text:] Foreign Ministry denies application for refugee status by U.S. celebrity eating contestant Lena Dunham, due to lack of ideological merit
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: lenadunham; norks; northkorea
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posted on
11/10/2016 10:58:28 AM PST
by
matt1234
To: matt1234
To: matt1234
Well DARN...I was looking forward to never seeing or hearing her name in the US again!
To: matt1234
The same Lena Dunham from the HBO show is an eating contestant?
Interesting.
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posted on
11/10/2016 11:03:05 AM PST
by
proud American in Canada
(May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
To: matt1234
To: matt1234
Just sneak in North Korea. They will admire you for that and since you advocate that for the US...so practice what you preach. They’ll let you vote and go to school free. Get crackin’!
To: matt1234
And she applied for refugee status in North Korea????
I think there may be some translation problems here. Maybe the newspaper just meant a celebrity ‘who eats.’
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posted on
11/10/2016 11:05:01 AM PST
by
proud American in Canada
(May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
To: matt1234
What if she promises not to eat all of Kim Fat ‘Un’s Twinkies?
To: matt1234
due to lack of ideological merit That should be put on every newspaper headline across the country.
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posted on
11/10/2016 11:09:23 AM PST
by
rjsimmon
(The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
To: matt1234
Matt, I think the concept of “satire” has escaped some who have read your post...
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posted on
11/10/2016 11:12:06 AM PST
by
Redbob
(W.W.J.B.D. - What Would Jack Bauer Do?)
To: matt1234
From the same site:
"Over-reliance on critically flawed and pornographic Bayesian methods causes abject failure of US polling systems. DPRK polls 100% correct.
ROFL!!!!
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posted on
11/10/2016 11:15:20 AM PST
by
NorthMountain
(Non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam.)
To: matt1234
Also on the official DPRK Tw@tter feed ...
"With Donald Trump Revolution complete, the world turns its eyes to DPRK and Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un for guidance."
Yeah ... fo' SHO'!!!
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posted on
11/10/2016 11:17:06 AM PST
by
NorthMountain
(Non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam.)
To: proud American in Canada
Maybe the newspaper just meant a celebrity who eats. proper transaltion:
Fat Actress.
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posted on
11/10/2016 11:17:59 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Don't question faith. Don't answer lies.)
To: NorthMountain
Yes, that Twitter feed is comedy gold. I go there when I need a laugh.
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posted on
11/10/2016 11:18:03 AM PST
by
matt1234
(The alt-right is the left's Emmanuel Goldstein)
To: matt1234
Now, this one I believe:
"Craven lizard-woman Hillary Clinton refuses to concede election, cynically plotting rebellion to avoid ride on Donkey of Shame."
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posted on
11/10/2016 11:18:22 AM PST
by
NorthMountain
(Non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam.)
To: proud American in Canada
Proper “translation”, that is.
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posted on
11/10/2016 11:18:28 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Don't question faith. Don't answer lies.)
To: matt1234
Lena Dunham: ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
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posted on
11/10/2016 11:36:37 AM PST
by
tophat9000
(Tophat9000)
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
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posted on
11/10/2016 7:52:00 PM PST
by
proud American in Canada
(May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
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