"Does...Does this mean I actually have to pay that house note worth of debt I have earning that Master's degree in Medieval English poetry?"
I was thinking more along the lines of:
Oh, god! We are so screwed! Now we actually have to be qualified for a job based on genuine education, knowledge, experience, common sense and critical thinking skills. Our vaginas don’t qualify us for sh!t, except for having babies or abortions. I need a hug!
Morons.