All the nets are stalling calling the election for Trump in order to allow Hillary the courtesy of an unforced concession speech.
Good luck on that.
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Her eyes are rolled up in her head, while strings of drool stream down on someone else’s pillow as she emits the stentorian snores of a drunk.
There is a plan here.
The networks are going to call this for Trump at exactly 3 AM so Hillary can show how sharp she is at that hour!
Added bonus—everybody will be asleep so no-one will be watching her humiliation!
Oh, that’s good. You made me laugh!