They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow hippie chick hooters infiltration, hippie chick tatas indoctrination, subversion and the international hippie chick jahoobies conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Someone had to say it ... It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to do it.
We can’t have hippie chick boobs flopping about uninspected, unimpeded, running riot.
I nominate Lazamataz as our resident FBI agent: Free Republic breast inspector.
All in flavor please hoot your approbation.
I hereby accept this important and weighty position.