[dfwgator]

Hmmm, I remember from documentaries that they had gun turrets, barbed wires and landmines back then. Can we implement these when we build OUR wall?

I want a moat full of sharks with frickin' lasers attached to their heads.

[fredhead]

Solution to three problems:

Dig a moat across the southern border.
Fill it with alligators, thus relieving the Florida gator overpopulation.
Use the earth removed from the moat to raise the elevation of New Orleans.