I grew up thinking Sting was awesome, but when I finally grew up for reals, I realized I would take a dump on him faster than an Occupytard would when seeing an NYPD car.
Sting did a duet once with Pavorati. Sting sounded worse than a screeching hillary next to him. To Sting’s credit, he will never be on stage with Pavorati ever again, for the sake of both of their reputations.
Yeah I was never into his stuff, but my ex-wife was. I heard them say “aw crap theres a bunch of americans i guess we gotta be happy to see them”. Sting looked at us like he saw blood on his toilet paper.
She said “That’s Sting” when we walked in.......and one of the only times she listened to me.
Told her to walk right past that swollen pustule and not say anything. She did, and everyone else did....and despite their protesting when we walked in, I think we hurt a few feel-bads.
Best day ever. :)