OK, in fairness their voters are so ignorant and emotional that’s all they have to hear. They could say Trump is brother in law Zoltan from a far away galaxy. He is cutting a deal to turn the Golopogas islands into the worlds biggest water park and titty bar. The turtles will be painted re white and blue and he forced to serve margaritas on their backs:
So true, and their minions in the teachers' unions know it is their obligation to KEEP them ignorant, so they'll stay on the plantation.
I can visualize the whole thing.