[Albion Wilde]

In his grandparents’ native language, his last name would have been pronounced “Veenahr.” Think of the psychological pain that could have been avoided if his family had changed their name to “Venar” at Ellis Island. He would have been slammed into the lockers 50% fewer times.

[Freedom of Speech Wins]

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NUNNELLY, Tenn. — This horse’s ass is getting touchy-feely with a new partner.