[Covenantor]

Having lived in the neighborhood of the Met, my first thought was somebody threw cocaine into the orchestra pit during the rousing overture and yelled, “Faster! Faster! Play faster!

[miss marmelstein]

That’s funny! I’d throw cocaine at the stage hands who control those hour-long scene changes.

I was actually in the audience at The Met when that young violinist was murdered. It was a ballet, actually, not an opera.