Saved from Russian NUKES by a DICK PIC..?!
POSSIBLE..!!!
Well I’m sure there’s some college professor out there who claims the missiles are a phallic symbol and just represent men waving their d***s around anyway...
Weiner has perhaps 96 hours to live.
But if it saves us from nuclear war, frankly I am willing to sacrifice Anthony Weiner.
I gave that a lot of thought, by the way.