Okay, okay - here are a couple post-Trump-victory maxims I intend to observe:
1. Remember, champagne is an alcoholic beverage; drinking a magnum all by yourself may lead to temporary loss of motor skills;
2. democrats may become despondent; do not stand under the windows of tall buildings and, while driving, watch closely for irregular driving patterns;
3. Balloons, crepe paper, and confetti will be impossible to find; if you’re planning a party, shop early. Ditto for cake, cookies, candy, and all forms of alcoholic beverages;
4. Do not worry excessively about loud noises. democrats do not posses or use firearms; that loud sound you hear is probably either fireworks or a democrat hitting himself on the head with a hammer.
“4. Do not worry excessively about loud noises. democrats do not posses or use firearms; that loud sound you hear is probably either fireworks or a democrat hitting himself on the head with a hammer.”
If democrats truly did not own guns, the national murder/armed robbery rate would drop about 90%. Remember the reason dems hate guns is that they run a significant risk of being murdered by another dem with a gun.