[Dr. Sivana]

Rush said something like Who is that guy on TV who looks like Ted Kennedy crossed with J.R. Ewing?

If I looked like an old Ted Kennedy and lived in Texas, I might be tempted to go with that look. However, he should not be wearing his hat indoors. Bum Phillips never did.

[DeFault User]

However, he should not be wearing his hat indoors.

I believe the etiquette is different in West Texas and for politicians. Back in the 50s and 60s all Texas politicians had their pictures taken wearing Stetsons. Even very dignified judges had to have a Stetson, not a Richard Petty version, mind you, but an expensive Stetson.