Dear Kurt: I Can’t Believe Someone With Such A Terrible Record On Women Is Running For President

Town Hall ^ | 27 Oct 2016 | Kurt Schlichter

[Rummyfan]

Dear Kurt: I marched for a nuclear freeze to prevent the West from matching the Soviet’s missile build-up during the 1980s, and I voted for Jimmy Carter and Walter Mondale to keep that cowboy Ronald Reagan from starting a war with the Russians, because as Sting taught us, they love their children too. But now the Democrats are angry with them because of Wikileaks and how Putin is treating Obama and Hillary like a couple of vinyl-clad love slaves living in a box in a pawnshop basement. I’m really uncomfortable that, as a liberal, I am now expected to side with America against foreigners. What should I do? Signed, Confused Comrade.

Dear Hammered and Sickening: Oh, the Cold War – good times, knowing that, while I was there in West Germany with VII Corps rolling out to our assembly area on freezing o-dark thirty morning alerts to practice our mission of dying in place while holding back the red hordes, you and your sissy pals were back home providing moral support to our enemies. Yeah, I’m a little confused too about why there’s so much anti-Russian negativity all of a sudden from the Party of Ted Kennedy, who took a break from drowning chicks and making waitress sandwiches to go try to get the Soviets to work with him to influence the 1984 election. Libs are so fussy all of a sudden about abusing women and cavorting with foreigners! Anyway, my advice is to just wait a few weeks until the election is over and your beloved Democrats will once again be able to follow their hearts and blame America first.

[Leep]

I can not wait to get out of this alternate universe i have somehow stumbled into.

[jsanders2001]

Yeah Hillary all sticking her tongue down Houma’s throat and all. I bet that was disgusting but it made her rich and gave her access tforeign secrets..../s