Rumors that in squeeker battleground states the libs will be using some atmospheric laser gizmo stuff the night before the election to convince us GunHavingBibleBangerIdiots that Earth is under extraterrestrial attack:
Big DC think-tank polled and found it was the only think that could keep large numbers of die-hard Trumpists away from the polls.
I’m completely serious.
Sounds like Art Bell stuff..?
I smell desperation.
Lolwut? NOTHING is going to keep me from voting. Hell or high water.
That’s what early voting is for to avoid the Extraterrestrial rush.
Courtesy ping :-)
The way you posted makes you look like a conspiracy theory nut.