Canada has a nerve.
When the Chief of a Western Tribe of the Inuit (My People!) saw the “Bird Flu” ravaging his community, he petitioned the Canadian Government to send cases of Medicine and hand-sanitizer.
The government refused, saying that the medicine was too expensive, and that the Indians would probably just DRINK the hand-sanitizer.
Instead, they sent a chief 100 BODY BAGS.
I’m not kidding.
When my Dad was a kid in western Oklahoma, in a ‘dry’ county, at rodeos they would ask him to go into the drugstore buy them bottles of Aqua Velva aftershave lotion.
Heap good smellum.