Man takes extreme measures following stolen Trump signs

WISH ^ | October 16, 2016 | Scott Kilbury

[going hot]

That motion detector sprinkler is ok, but perhaps be augmented for anti people instead of animals.

Instead of a hose leading to it, it can readily be placed in remote areas, and connected to a pressurized pump sprayer, filled with oil base paint of choice.

I thing bright orange or red would suffice.

Don't need but a few seconds of burst anyway, LOL

[steve86]

The new clear-coated acrylics unfazed by most of those.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Brake fluid works pretty well...or Zip Strip.

[TXnMA]

Easier to use an old 6V or 12V auto ignition coil, a battery, and, in series, a SPDT relay set up as a buzzer and "ignition points" interrupter...

(Up at 4AM & couldn't sleep -- so, I drew...) '-)

Used to use this to keep dogs out of garbage cans -- just have to put the can up on an insulator (box)...

(Original) Enjoy!

TXnMA

[TXnMA]

OP courtesy ping to #64...

TXnMA

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Cruel and inhuman!

I love it.

Skunk oil up someone’s leg, ruining the shoes and pants and soaking into the skin.

Only thing, if the vandal trips and falls, the punk might sue.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Some punk would say, “That guy tortured me, man! I was lost in the dark. Probably need to take more Vitamin A ...”

But it’s almost worth the risk, right?

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

BTW ... if a sign ‘just happens’ to be near a legal electric fence, the punk has no case. Things like that. You need plausible deniability.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Mix skunk oil with flashy paint — each color in seperate balloon for a nice splash of color.

[CASchack]

Trump sign shock

[Donnafrflorida]

Granddaughter had great idea. Spray paint trash cans in florescent orange. Buying it today

[tarheelswamprat]

My daughter works at a bookstore. Recently, a lady came in with her son seeking a book about the Constitution for kids. Seems the kid got caught by a neighbor defacing his Trump signs and the neighbor offered to teach the young malefactor about the Constitution.

You might want to pass along this link. It's an excellent online course on the Constitution from Hillsdale College.

Constitution 101: The Meaning & History of the Constitution

https://online.hillsdale.edu/course/con101/schedule

[SandRat]

Wait till The Skunked Punk finds out that to get rid of the Skunking, he or she just got, means that a bath in Ketchup is required to get rid of the "Skunking" they just got. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[Noumenon]

Nice. Good low-cost alternative to the cattle fence energizer.

[stephenjohnbanker]

“‘Another man boobie-trapped his sign with electrical fence wire.’

Now we’re talking! Might get sued, but still!”

The shock was a bit more than holding a 9V battery to your tongue. Harmless. It is on You Tube if you want to watch it : )

[TXnMA]

After I (literally) "slept on it" -- I remembered to add a capacitor across the "points" -- as in the "condenser" on old point-distributor ignition systems. (Makes your "breaker points" last much longer...)

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Funny story: my son had a little old mutt, who was the horniest dog I ever saw. Whenever there was a bitch in heat within a two-block radius, that dog would sit in the fenced back yard and howl continuously.

Finally, when his hormones took full control, he would try to climb the fence -- and got pretty good at it. So, I tacked chicken wire all around the inside of the fence -- and connected my "Zapper" to it.

That caused lots of yelping -- and soon brought fence-climbing to a halt. But that dog soon discovered he could tunnel under the fence!

So -- I ran a wire along the bottom of the fence where he squeezed under -- and soon was rewarded with a big chorus of pained yelps!

But "Love (or lust) conquers all"! When his horniness went offscale, I would hear a long series of yelps -- then, silence.

So I put the dog back in the the yard -- and watched... Almost immediately, he "made his break" again: about fifteen feet from the fence, he would start yelping -- in anticipation -- then yelp continuously as he squirmed under -- and then yelp for half a block as he ran away.

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In admiration for that level of determination -- I just started leaving the gate open... '-)