I don’t see how the U.S. can have bases on Russia’s doorstep in eastern Europe, but then try to complain if Russia does the same? Cuba can just as much invite Russia in as Latvia can us.
But, but, we’re the world’s policeman!
It’s okay for us to have military bases all
over the globe, because we’re sincere
enough, we’re humble enough,
and doggone it, people like us.
Besides, we always have our friends’ backs,
unless they’re Kurds or something.