Posted on 10/10/2016 5:15:17 AM PDT by Helicondelta
Hillary bombed. Bill gets laid. What a night. Oh, Bill laid someone else, not Hillary. Had to clear that up quickly.
It is a two sided marriage. Bill drove Hillary to drink. Hillary drove Bill to seek a bed with someone other than Hillary in it. He’d probably have bedded ole Hellen Thomas before he crawled into the sheets with her again.
That’s where Hillary is at 3am, passed out slobbering on herself.
Newports are menthol cigarettes.
Ah yes NTE, I still have an unopened bottle from the 70’s. If Hillary wins, I may drink it.
https://youtu.be/l9inzaw1Hpk?list=RDl9inzaw1Hpk This is the one that was usually played at the strip clubs, it got the gyrations going. I was in a band in the early 60’s, it was one of our numbers, the sax and drummer loved it.
A limerick
The President who calls himself Bill
Did our country much serious ill
But his Communist wife
Hates our whole way of life
If she can end it, she most certainly will
That was a great limerick.
You have a gift!
But no talent for haiku
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