CBS NEWS SPECIAL REPORT
Hi Folks, Dan Rather here. I’m coming out of retirement to report this special CBS News bulletin.
While a single fake but accurate memo from George W. Bush’s Air National Guard unit was enough to prove that he was unfit to be president, the thousands upon thousands of documents that prove Hillary Clinton’s corruption has the value of a dead possum on the side of a rural Texas highway.
In other news, Speaker Ryan has announced that the US will continue to run annual trillion dollar deficits so that Hillary Clinton and her cronies can continue to live the lavish lifestyle to which they have become accustomed if she is elected president.
Meanwhile, an employee at one of Donald Trump’s properties had a car towed out of a no parking zone. Proving once again, that Donald Trump is unfit to be president.
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CBS NEWS SPECIAL REPORT
Courage.