[Tax-chick]

I'm very square myself, but I did keep a photo of Scott Glenn in a $3,000 suit (from a "Forbes" ad) at my desk, and I told my choir-ladies that Martin Valverde (a very popular Latin American Christian singer) is bien chulito, with a gesture that might have given the idea that I would like to hug him.

(I'm married to a nerdy guitarist, so they didn't take it as having evil intent.)

[sockhead]

I was a widower in my 40s when I kept a photo of Marilyn Monroe in my office. All in good fun.

On business trips to places like New Orleans, I was the only guy more interested in the jambalaya than the strip clubs. I always returned to the hotel and called my kids.

Still, I’m not offended by anything Trump said.