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Sheriff Forest Gump

There once was a clown cop named Comey
Who put the F. U. back in Phoney
He trashed his own evidence
To hide Hillary’s negligence
Then gave a psychotic Dog and Pony

Now Comey knew a little something about Greed
He had been General Counsel at Lockheed
Was paid 6 mill
to open their till
And made sure Clinton’s Fund got to feed

And Comey knew when he smelled rotting fish
About a top ten most wanted named Marc Rich
The largest tax cheat ever
Who pulled the right lever
Because bribe money always scratched Clinton’s itch

So Comey was to lead the investigation
Of this new public Clinton defecation
How could this jive
Be not a damn bribe
Even with Comey’s deliberate retardation

Well to make Comey’s story too long
He worked and worked to get it all wrong
Oh he found a reason
Maybe “the Christmas Season”
And Clinton walked - like King Effin Kong

There once were four hapless Hasidim
Who mugged Uncle Sugar to cheat’im
In New Square New York
A Senator could be bought
So They voted for Clinton for freedom

Now Comey investigated the scam
Trading votes for pardons must have a ban
But No gangsters caught
And No charges brought
And trading votes for pardons - yes we can!

There’s a terrorist group I’d like to peak-in
The FALN who were all Puerto Rican
They bombed New York
And lost in court
But got sprung so that Hillary could sneak-in

Comey looked at the murderous troop
Whose hatred for America was acute
But Comey the Inquisitor
Said ‘political prisoner’
And filed no charges to let Bill scoot

America has become a Clinton Dump
But protected by Sheriff Forest Gump
The smell gets putrid
When cops fake stupid
And the citizens are played for a chump