>Phew. No wonder she dropped pre-med courses two weeks into it.<
She learned that pre-med and med degrees can’t be given to absentee students, no matter how powerful their parents are.
She received degrees to think big thoughts instead. Big thoughts like this gem.
Sadly, I think she probably sat in on her pre-med classes asking “What’s algebra? A relation to a zebra? Calculus? Isn’t that the stuff that congeals on teeth?” I seriously think she’s in Hillary’s intellectual territory.