Posted on 10/01/2016 1:10:44 PM PDT by ColdOne
I am so glad I retired before this obamanation destroyed the military.
I don’t know if the navy will survive ray mabus. he’s just sooooo eager to please his master . . .
With similar results.
I thought this would have been done 30 years ago.
How will Obama Neutralize President ?
Old Navy:
Officer: You’re an EM, right? Can you fix this?
Me: Does it have a wire? Hell yeah I can fix it.
(15 minutes later)
Me: OK. It’s fixed.
Officer: All ahead flank!
New Navy:
Officer: Does anyone know what NOS code fixes this thing?
Everyone: Don’t know. That’s not my NOS code.
Officer: Someone’s gotta fix it.
Everyone: Sucks to be you.
(Boat sinking)
Officer: Abandon ship!
I am so glad I got out when I did.
I’m Popeye the B210 tech.
Employers will say, “What the heck?
Too big for your britches,
You’ll be digging ditches,
As Popeye the B210 tech.”
Like!
Heh.
Obammy’s new title can be Butthead
The current name for people is “Human.” Now that the Navy as decreed that “man” should be removed from all titles, the new name for the species “homo-sapiens” should be “Hu.” We should all be referred to as “hu’s” rather than “humans”, thus eliminating all Men from the human species. Only “Wo’s” (previously “women”) and “unknowns” should be the new progressive standards. WoHuU should be the new name for Homo-sapiens, or maybe “Homo-non-sapiens”, as we are now the “stupid species.” That looks like where we are all going. Who Knew? Ha Ha.
Master Chief Duntno would have laughed his ass off about this...and then reminded these assholes that after steaming from the Aleutians to Australia, fighting blue water battles with Japs and close in shelling with NoKo’s that almost took his tin can out from under him, 28 years and about 12 of them at sea, they could kiss his Lilly white ass and shove this “New Navy” bullshit up their asses.
I don’t know if you ever played any role playing games, never mind Warhammer 40000, but it really is something that under influence of political correctness our actual military is slowly getting even weirder than a space fairing empire where routine maintenance is shrouded in ceremonial religious mysticism.
It just needs a new President who will fire all the political-hack, ass-kissing admirals and generals.
The Navy shouldn’t do it half assed. They should retitle all positions with the names of flowers and candies.
New title: “Captain’s mate!”
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