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The positive reviews about the book in Amazon are hilarious.

Example: I feel safe now.

on September 23, 2016 I was going to give this book an unfavorable review but I fear for my life.


One custumer writes:

5.0 out of 5 stars The Reviewers are Stronger Together

I'm reviewing the reviewers. I will buy the book that is made from the reviews of this book. Thank you for taking the time to write such heartfelt reviews. I know the emotional pain some of you went through having to take time out of your day to express your opinion, not knowing that one day a 5 star book would be created from your reviews. I feel your pain. Let us stand together to review this book, and do everything else it takes to make America great again.

Another one calls it a Tearjerker and writes:

Fantastic! Can't wait for the movie! No. I've got it. She's buds with Larry David and I know he can come up with a hit tv show "The Campaign About Nothing!" Ep 1: I'm a GIRL and I want to be PRESIDENT Right now!!! OR I'll hold my breathe till I PASS OUT!

An amazingly informative and entertaining read!

An amazingly informative and entertaining read! No, not the book--the reviews. I read that Hil's backer Bezos has been a bad boy, bumping the back-to-back bad reviews with which the book has been besieged. This, her belles-lettres, only begin to befog, and befool the beggars. Beware the bombast lest you be banished to the "basket," there to bear the brazen backlash while your tax burden blooms. So, buy the book barbarians, be beguiled by the bull.


An Amazon Costumer writes:

After not reading this book, I can tell you Hillary is the toughest WOMAN alive. Chapter 6 - “SEAL Team - H”, she shot 66 snipers (Bosnia), was the sole survivor of a fight with 4 ex-SEALS (Libya), AND got Bin Laden (Pakistan). On her way back from Pakistan, she airdropped arms and Hiluxes to ISIS to give them false hope – right before she bombed them in her B52, while chomping on Monica’s cigar. Next, while recovering from pneumonia, which apparently she had ALL THIS TIME (or amnesia, I forget – but what difference does it make?), this #RealAmericanHero © (All rights reserved by Saudi Arabia/Anyone who hollas for $1) was being persecuted with expensive investigations. The legal expenses to defend her State Dept. home server farm on her Clinton News Network were bankrupting! And all for nothing - her good friend, FBI Director Comey, cleared her of ANY wrongdoing! Why, he even gave immunity to everyone involved to MAKE SURE that they’d tell the truth about Hillary! What else do you need - a Reddit feed from some IT guy? Come on! Just imagine the xenophobia, racism, and sheer GALL of these conspiracy theorists – they’re no better than the UTTERLY deplorable Pepe!

In Chapter 11, we see the result of this discrimination against her because she’s a woman - she is now SO poor, she only had ONE mansion! If she didn’t have a perfect record of cattle futures trading, she would have been on the streets!

So you know what, some people might ask why she’s not 50 points ahead. They’re just jealous! I’M WITH HER all the way to the retirement home! America is so fortunate to have her, we’d be STRONGER TOGETHER even in the afterlife, where I intend to keep voting Democrat no matter what Vince Foster’s ghost has to say. THAT’s the type of inspirational leader she is and THAT’s why she’ll be the best El Presidente For Life!

1 posted on 09/28/2016 1:39:07 PM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

To beat a dead analogy yet again- Trump was playing Poker while Mrs Bill and her team were playing Bridge. It’s not the knife and gun difference but one that can definitely look to discern a different winner depending on whether you are a smug policy crank or a risk taking entrepreneur. The cranks tend to own the table and think they make the rules.


2 posted on 09/28/2016 2:02:48 PM PDT by arthurus (Hillary's campaign is getting shaky)
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To: Kaslin

RUSH: So I once again have confounded what these guys think should happen. Trump was so bad, in their opinion, that he should just admit it, because everybody knows it. There’s no reason to act like it didn’t happen.

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When I read this I think of Hillary and that this description fits her. this is a classic case of liberals projecting their inadequacies into their opponents.


3 posted on 09/28/2016 2:05:54 PM PDT by GilGil
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To: Kaslin
I just checked out the Amazon page. It says 2,747 reviews.

Personally, I was hoping an early review of it being the first book to receive more reviews than purchases would pan out.

Any way, Amazon highlights it as "#1 New Release in Public Affairs & Policy Politics Books"

Those bulk purchases came in handy for them to claim such. I wonder what the typical sales number is for a book on "Public Affairs & Policy Politics"?

FWIW: From Sunday, Amazon steps in to 'fix' Hillary book review

5 posted on 09/28/2016 2:40:55 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: Kaslin

The reviews are great. About 99% of the reviews vilify Clinton, regardless of how many stars they gave.


11 posted on 09/28/2016 3:17:44 PM PDT by PapaBear3625 (Big government is attractive to those who think that THEY will be in control of it.)
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To: Kaslin

“Her memoir book for which she got a $14 million advance, that didn’t sell.”

That woulda been another super zinger when she accused him of taking a $14 MM loan from his Dad. (My understanding is that it was a $1 million loan)

“Hillary, I paid back that loan from my Dad. Did you pay back the $14 MM advance you got for your book that sold 257 copies?”


14 posted on 09/29/2016 1:54:26 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (I had a cool idea for a new tagline and I forgot it!)
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