She’s Got Cookie Monster Eyes (with thanks to Kim Carnes)
Her hair is just fools gold
Her lips frighten guys
Her heart is always cold
She’s got Cookie Monster eyes
She’ll turn her cops loose on you
She won’t have to think twice
She’s gray as New York snow
She’s got Cookie Monster eyes
She’ll alarm you
IRS harm you
All the better to disarm you
She’s precocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make her fans blush
She got psycho ex-wife standoff sighs
She’s got Cookie Monster eyes
She’ll let Bill take girls home
It whets her appetite
But she wants her own throne
She’s got Cookie Monster eyes
She’ll take a tumble or two
Eyes roll like they were dice
Until she comes out blue
She’s got Cookie Monster eyes
They’ll expose her, but she snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
She’s ferocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make her fans blush
Americans think she’s a spy
She’s got Cookie Monster eyes