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To: proud American in Canada

“Wow! I just played that and my dog started barking LOL”
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Your dog prob thinks some strange hound is flirting with you!
:D


41 posted on 09/24/2016 1:57:31 PM PDT by LouieFisk
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Sure it’s an old joke, but I like to recycle:

A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, “You can’t bring that dog in here.” “You don’t understand,” says the man. “This is no regular dog, he can talk.” “Listen, pal,” says the bartender. “If that dog can talk, I’ll give you a hundred bucks. “

The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, “What’s on top of a house?”
“Roof!”
“Right. And what’s on the outside of a tree?”
“Bark!”
“And who’s the greatest baseball player of all time?”
“Ruth!”

“I guess you’ve heard enough,” says the man. “I’ll take the hundred in twenties.” The bartender is furious. “Listen, pal,” he says, “get out of here before I belt you.”
As soon as they’re on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, “Maybe I should have said ‘DiMaggio’?”


43 posted on 09/24/2016 2:01:42 PM PDT by LouieFisk
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To: LouieFisk

LOL!

Gotta love dogs. She senses when I’m sad or upset and comes over to me so I can give her a rub. :)


51 posted on 09/24/2016 8:16:24 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (May God Bless the United States of America)
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