[Col Frank Slade]

If she doesn’t hit the canvas, she will be declared the winner regardless of how badly she does.

[Jeff Chandler]

If she doesn’t hit the canvas

[V K Lee]

Her bar is quite low. If she is able to stay standing in an upright position throughout the ‘debate’ she will be trumpeted to have achieved her purpose. Of course, if she leans across the bar to order a scotch on the rocks, the moderators will only ask one for themselves as well.