[Blue Jays]

I have always liked the idea of owning a full-size, early-1980s, 4x4, raised truck that appears to be a beater on the outside.
The engine, transmission, brakes, suspension, and HVAC would all be modern with excellent functionality. It would make parking a breeze, too.
In the unlikely event of riots like Charlotte now, the big wheels and 4x4 would give an extra measure of safety. Ice, snow, and sand capability goes without saying.

[Sergio]

Raise it up high enough and you can place ball turrets, (belly and dorsal), on it.

No real weapons of course, but some loud electrical noises as the turrets raise or lower themselves from the vehicle, accompanied by a mechanical voice, a la Robocop, saying “You are ordered to disperse, you have three seconds to comply”, would probably induce the crowd to disperse. LOL!

O.K. ... just letting my inner six year old play for a bit.