Wow, when I watch the Three Stooges, and when there are pies being thrown into faces, everyone laughs and goes home. I guess libs don’t have a sense of humor.
When the Three Stooges did it, the pie filling was shaving cream or whipped cream.
Although one “recipe” I heard of called for a pie crust filled with crazy glue or similar. And to make sure that the “pie” thrower fully covered the target’s nose and mouth.