Wow! You're so clever! Making disguised little dirty jokes.
But we all know the biggest joke is *YOU*. You are a fraud, guilty of Stolen Valor and we've got just the award for your fake Marine uniform -
There you go - a fake purple heart featuring your role model.
And here's a Band Aid for your wounds -
It's the John Kerry Purple Owie Band Aid.
And it's way better than you deserve you stinking low-life liar.
You sound like that you are responding to an old boyfriend that gave you an std. I read your post three times and other than the explanation I gave, could not make heads or tails to it.