One of my favorite lines from a movie (play). After some of the 'games' played in the bar scene goes a little too far, the young upstart, played by George Segal tells the Richard Burton character: "You'll regret this in the morning!"
Burton deadpans: "No doubt. I regret everything."
One of my favorite lines:
I hope that was an empty bottle. You can’t afford to waste good liquor.
Not on your salary! Not on an associate professor’s salary!