It will be Gay Trek. It’ll be the first one I won’t watch.
Lots of trans-gendered and hermaphroditic aliens, and one member of the crew, like spock and data before, will strive to become something more, perhaps even achieving self pregnancy - in one episode, I’m told, said alien literally f*cks itself. The crew’s 5 year mission will be to seek out strange new life, and perform gender-specific space abortions.
It’s all very exciting. I’m told the new ship will have two massive engines that look like penises.
Homo Trek. And Tranny Trek. Pedo Trek?