I’d serve her.
Go to a rally, wait to shake her hand.
Done and done.
Well, you wouldn’t have much problem getting into one of her rallies, they don’t appear over-crowded. BUT, you do have to go thru a few levels of security first. Good luck getting thru that. AND if, as she approached, you reached for something you’ve managed to get thru security with concealed in a pocket, i.e., papers to serve, you might find yourself cuffed by the SS detail. You’d be in deep kimchee, and she still wouldn’t be served.