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To: DIRTYSECRET
What is stage 3? It's the third stage. Five shall be the counting of the stages. Thou shalt first encounter stage one, and then two. Then shall thou proceed to stage three. Thou shall then neither stumble nor trip, but be tossed in a van like a slabbeth of meat. Bobbing shall be thy head, and lying shalt thou be to the media. Then shalt thou proceed to embraceth a child and kill it with pneumonia comorbid witheth parkinsons. Then shalt thout proceed to stage four and be smitherined in thy election. A landslide shalt sweep thine witchly, foul and corrupt scheming haggeth body into the Potomac and thou shalt float then melt, as witches are wont. Then shalt thou proceed to thy prison, where thou shalt rotteth and die. Burning in hell next shall thou be, and five shall be the stages of they burning. First, thou shalt burn at stage one, as the embers singe thy scoldy fingers ...
33 posted on 09/13/2016 7:29:11 PM PDT by tinyowl (A equals A)
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To: tinyowl

Clever prophesy....


53 posted on 09/13/2016 8:13:10 PM PDT by BatGuano (You don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do ya?)
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To: tinyowl

You win the thread - LOL!


67 posted on 09/13/2016 9:51:29 PM PDT by free-in-nyc (Freeping from the heart of the occupation)
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To: tinyowl

LOL — excellent


71 posted on 09/14/2016 1:48:17 AM PDT by Yardstick
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