Sorry, but this conspiracy is just too crazy.
We’ve got a foreign-born president who hates America.
His Republican doppelganger, also foreign born has argued before the SCOTUS several times yet ran for the office with a straight face.
We have a do-nothing Congress who wouldn’t give a crippled conservative crab a crutch (at times we wish they would do nothing) after following the advice of those who denigrated `birthers,’ those who assured us, “Let’s just get a GOP Congress, and oh, the places we’ll go!”
The Democratic candidate for the WH wipes her bottom with a plastic stick and at times, hits the ground like a pole-axed Saxon.
Early on, before he got his act together and wrapped in a tight little ball, our candidate was rolling around the poop deck scaring all the deckhands half to death ...
Sorry Dude, but nothing’s “too crazy” in 2016.