Johnson: Alpo? Uh... the problem is the dogs don't like it.
Years ago El Rushbo convinced some airhead Congressditz that his mother was subsisting on Alpo.
He added that for Christmas he gave his Mom an electric can opener aaaaaaand.... a case of New! Mighty Dog for Seniors!
This was read into the Congressional Record (later deleted).
Anyway, I think Gary Johnson just had his New York pizza on a fork moment.
Thanks for the visual. LOL!