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To: Theoria

OK!! Everybody pay attention!

Lesson for today:

1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.

2. The sun is a giant nuclear furnace that controls the climates of all its planets.

3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.

4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.

5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.

Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?


9 posted on 09/06/2016 4:48:44 PM PDT by abclily
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To: abclily
The sun is a giant nuclear furnace that controls the climates of all its planets.

When camping with Royal Rangers inevitably some boy would complain "Why is it so hot!?"

Immediately I would proclaim in a loud voice "BECAUSE!" When the boys were all staring I say in a lower but firm voice while pointing: "The Sun is a blazing ball of nuclear fire!"
24 posted on 09/06/2016 5:03:48 PM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
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To: abclily

#9. Re’ How do the less-than-specks in Congress plan to control the sun?

They can SPECK-U-LATE a lot on what to do, but Congress doesn’t do much anyway even if they were to THINK.

I know. The Dems will pass a Resolution condemning the Sun for being too hot. Of course, by the time they pass it, it will be December and knowing their good timing, right in the middle of a Blizzard like the ones we had last January.

Just SPECULATING, you know.


39 posted on 09/06/2016 6:12:15 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: abclily

not to mention the sun is moving thru the galaxy, which is moving through the universe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUbr64eqt2w

So nothing we do on Earth, is going to affect galactic weather we encounter on the sun’s journey.


41 posted on 09/07/2016 2:02:46 AM PDT by blueplum ((March 11, 2016 - the day the First Amendment died?))
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