“I would like to see - having her keel over in front of all the cameras due to an epileptic fit or suddenly becomes too tired to stand and passes out.”..
While you wishing, you could include something a bit more “permanent”. (Going to need a big box).
“Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, Eleanor?! I’m coming to join you, honey!”
That might get me on Hill’s s-list and someone might find me having problems with my workout equipment.