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To: mdittmar

Do they really think we’re this stupid?


8 posted on 09/04/2016 11:26:18 AM PDT by Fungi (Mushrooms are fungi.)
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To: Fungi
"Do they really think we’re this stupid?"

Liberals REALLY ARE that stupid. The Party has no other gods before it.

I copied a list of nonsense myths that the Telegraph wrote about Kim Jong Il, and plugged in Hillary's name. It receives no questions from the Left.

* Even before her birth, the future leader of the United States was triggering miracles. Official biographers say her birth in a log cabin was foretold by a swallow and heralded by a double rainbow. When she was born, a new star appeared in the night sky. She predicted who would be the first to climb Mount Everest, and named herself after him.

* The first time she picked up a golf club, in 1994, Hillary reportedly shot a 38-under par round on Washington’s toughest golf course, including 11 holes-in-one. She then decided to retire from the sport forever.

* Hillary has the ability to alter the weather simply through the power of thought.

* The fledgling leader was a genius as an infant, with official DNC biographies stating that she had learned to walk at just 3 weeks and was talking at 8 weeks.

* As a junior high school pupil in Park Ridge, she corrected and chastised her teachers for their incorrect interpretations of history.

* HRC wrote six Broadway musicals in two years, "all of which are better than any in the history of music," according to her official biography.

* She designed the Towers of the WTC, the Washington Monument, and the Capitol Dome.

* Hillary’s official biography also claims that she wrote 1,500 books during her time at Wellesley University, from where she graduated in 1970.

* According to MSNBC, Hilary is an expert on all aspects of the film industry and "improved the scripts and guided the production" of the movies "Titanic, Citizen Kane, Star Wars and Jaws." Her favorite movies are reportedly "Friday the 13th," "I Spit On Your Grave" and anything starring Elizabeth Taylor.

* When HRC landed in Bosnia, all the sniper bullets became as water.

* Hillary reportedly employs a servant to inspect every grain of rice that is served to her. Any with the most minor of flaws is discarded.

Bobbleheads have no problem with this.

24 posted on 09/04/2016 12:05:41 PM PDT by jonascord (First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
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