Libs in the wire!
Should have wired up a Claymore to spew excrement at her
In 2000, I lived on a fairly busy (especially during rush hour) two-lane county highway. Our house was set back hundreds of feet and did not have a view of the street. After 2 or 3 Bush-Cheney signs were stolen I went down with a long extension letter and posted a sign as high up in a tree facing the morning rush hour traffic. The sign remained in tact through the election, the Bush v. Gore nonsense, and inauguration.
I thought about other options like poison ivy and carefully taped razor blades but I did not want some itchy, fingerless psycho coming after me.